Paradise
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| AP | RR
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| Name (1-5) | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| Website (1-5) | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Ambience (1-5) | 2
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| Music (1-5) | 0
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Menu (1-5) | 3 | 4 | 3
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| Beer (1-5) | 2 | 2 | 1
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| The Food |
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| Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 2
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| Starter (1-20) | 14 | 16 | 15 |
| Main (1-20) | 15 | 16 | 15 |
| Sidedish (1-5) | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| Dessert (1-5) | 0 | 4 | 3
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| A Bit on The Side |
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| Service (1-10) | 9
| 4 | 5 |
| Toilets (1-5) | 3
| 3 | 3
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| Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 2 | 2 | 2
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| VFM (±1) | 0
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| Bonus Points |
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| Bangla Beer |
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| Free Stuff |
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| Fight |
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| Pictures of Famous Happy Customers |
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| You might see… |
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| Barak Obama | 0
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| Glenn Hoddle | 0
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| Rugby 3rd XV | 0
| 0 | 0 |
| Vicki Pollard | 0
| 0 | 0 |
| Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) |
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| Total | 60
| 65 | 58 |
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| How did it leave me? |
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| Great curry | yes
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| Next day squits |
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| Not enough bog roll in the fridge |
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| That night wishing you were dead | |
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| Summary |
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| Good for… |
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| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair |
| 65-80 | Friends |
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| 60-65 | A detour |
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| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus |
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub |
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy |
| <40 | A Fight |
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