Gulshan





RD

BM
Name (1-5)

3
3
Website (1-5)


3

4


Ambience (1-5)


2

2

Music (1-5)


3


3

Menu (1-5)


3

3

Beer (1-5)


3

3





The Food


Popadom/Dip (1-5)

34
Starter (1-20)

1415
Main (1-20)


1517
Sidedish (1-5)


4
5
Dessert (1-5)


45




A Bit on The Side


Service (1-10)


7
8
Toilets (1-5)


2
3
Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)


33
VFM (±1)


1
1




Bonus Points


Bangla Beer
1
1
Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture

1
1
Free Stuff 


0
0
Fight
0
0
Pictures of Famous Happy Customers
1
1
You might see…


Barak Obama


0
0
Glenn Hoddle


0
0
Rugby 3rd XV


00
Vicki Pollard


01
Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)






Total



73
83




How did it leave me?


Great curry


yesyes
Next day squits


Not enough bog roll in the fridge


That night wishing you were dead






Summary


Good for…


>80Night out with your Swedish au pair
65-80Friends

60-65A detour

55-60Dinner with the missus
50-55Place on the way home from the pub
40-50Recommending to your worse enemy
<40A Fight