| The Royal Tandoori |
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| RD | BM |
| Name (1-5) |
| 2 | 3
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| Website (1-5) |
| 2
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| Ambience (1-5) |
| 3 | 3 |
| Music (1-5) |
| 2 | 3 |
| Menu (1-5) |
| 3 | 3 |
| Beer (1-5) |
| 2 | 2
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| The Food |
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| Popadom/Dip (1-5) |
| 2
| 2
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| Starter (1-20) |
| 11 | 8 |
| Main (1-20) |
| 8
| 8
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| Sidedish (1-5) |
| 1
| 3 |
| Dessert (1-5) |
| 2
| 3 |
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| A Bit on The Side |
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| Service (1-10) |
| 6
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| Toilets (1-5) |
| 4
| 4
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| Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) |
| 3 | 2
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| VFM (±1) |
| -1 | 0 |
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| Bonus Points |
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| Bangla Beer |
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| Free Stuff |
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| Fight |
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| Pictures of Famous Happy Customers |
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| You might see… |
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| Barak Obama |
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| 0 |
| Glenn Hoddle |
| 0 | 0 |
| Rugby 3rd XV |
| 0 | 0 |
| Vicki Pollard |
| 0 | 0 |
| Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) |
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| Total |
| 50 | 54
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| How did it leave me? |
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| Great curry |
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| Next day squits |
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| Not enough bog roll in the fridge |
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| That night wishing you were dead |
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| Summary |
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| Good for… |
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| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair |
| 65-80 | Friends |
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| 60-65 | A detour |
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| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus |
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub |
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy |
| <40 | A Fight |
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