| Gaylord | |||
BM | |||
Name (1-5) | 1 | ||
Website (1-5) | 1 | ||
Ambience (1-5) | 3 | ||
Music (1-5) | 2 | ||
Menu (1-5) | 4 | ||
Beer (1-5) | 2 | ||
The Food | |||
Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 3 | ||
Starter (1-20) | 10 | ||
Main (1-20) | 10 | ||
Sidedish (1-5) | 4 | ||
Dessert (1-5) | 2 | ||
A Bit on The Side | |||
Service (1-10) | 10 | ||
Toilets (1-5) | 3 | ||
Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 2 | ||
VFM (±1) | 0 | ||
Bonus Points | |||
Bangla Beer | 0 | ||
Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | 1 | ||
Free Stuff | 1 | ||
Fight | 0 | ||
Pictures of Famous Happy Customers | 0 | ||
You might see… | |||
Barak Obama | 0 | ||
Glenn Hoddle | 0 | ||
Rugby 3rd XV | 0 | ||
Vicki Pollard | 0 | ||
Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) | |||
Total | 59 | ||
How did it leave me? | |||
Unknown Superlative | |||
Great Curry | |||
A Fine and Tasty Meal | |||
Next day squits | |||
Not enough bog roll in the fridge | yes | ||
Little or no control of my bodily functions | |||
That night wishing you were dead | |||
Summary | |||
| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||