Name




RR

RD

BM

Name (1-5)




Website (1-5)




Ambience (1-5)




Music (1-5)




Menu (1-5)




Beer (1-5)








The Food




Popadom/Dip (1-5)




Starter (1-20)




Main (1-20)




Sidedish (1-5)




Dessert (1-5)








A Bit on The Side




Service (1-10)




Toilets (1-5)




Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)




VFM (±1)








Bonus Points




Bangla Beer




Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture




Free Stuff 




Fight




Pictures of Famous Happy Customers




You might see…




Barak Obama




Glenn Hoddle




Rugby 3rd XV




Vicki Pollard




Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)




Total




How did it leave me?





Unknown Superlative




Great Curry




A Fine and Tasty Meal




Next day squits




Not enough bog roll in the fridge




Little or no control of my bodily functions




That night wishing you were dead




Summary




Good for…


>80Night out with your Swedish au pair
65-80Friends

60-65A detour

55-60Dinner with the missus
50-55Place on the way home from the pub
40-50Recommending to your worse enemy
<40A Fight