Bret and Randdy's Bhuna Review
First Impressions
Name (1-5)
Website (1-5)
Ambience (1-5)
(Décor/Other Punters/Exterior appearance/Music)
(Clarity/Layout/Content/Easy clean)
The Food
Popadom/Dip (1-5)
Starter (1-20)
Main(1-20)
Sidedish (1-5)
Dessert (1-5)
(Choices 6 average, 8 good 10+ excellent)
A Bit on The Side
Service (1-10)
(Speed Quality Courtesy)
Toilets (1-5)
Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)
Bonus Points
Total =
How did it leave me?
Unknown Superlative
Great curry
A Fine and tasty meal
Next day squits
Not enough bog roll in the fridge
Little or No control of My bodily Functions
That night wishing you were dead
Summary
Good for…
>80 Night out with the Swedish Au Pair
65-80 Friends
60-65 A detour
55-60 Dinner with the missus
50-55 Place on the way home from the pub
40-50 Recommending to your worse enemy
< 40 A Fight
VFM (±5)
Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)
Pictures of Famous Happy Customers (+1)
Fight (+1)
Internal Neon \ Moving water picture (+1)
Free Stuff (+1)
Bangla Beer (+1)
Beer (1-5)
Menu (1-5)